Hi, my name's Cristina and i'm 16. Just like my personality, my blog is a mess.
Feel free to talk to me about anything (◕‿◕✿)

 

Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.

Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".

Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant

Me: Do he got the booty my child.

Future Child: ...what

Me: Child. Do he got da booty.

Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.

Me: Then I ship it, my child.

tranquilcas:

Chris Pratt worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday. While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord. He spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

I am proud to have this man guarding our galaxy.

(Source: eonline.com)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)

blogneyspears:

there are 2 blogs that I can reblog this post from, but I only hold 1 reblog button in my hand

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(Source: moneypowerbottom)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing